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kiwisdrawings
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weirdmarioenemies
weirdmarioenemies

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) from Mario Kart Tour. This version of Luigi is wearing a brown lederhosen with a green shirt, a green hat with a band around the brim resembling the German flag, and is holding a fork with a large sausage in his right hand.ALT

Name: Luigi (Lederhosen)

Debut: Mario Kart Tour

Happy Pride Month! At a glance, you might think we're being silly again, and I wouldn't blame you. How on earth could Luigi (Lederhosen) possibly relate to Pride Month?

Well, take a closer look at his hat... do you see it?

Luigi (Lederhosen) placed in front of the German flag.ALT

That's right! Luigi (Lederhosen) is proud to be German! And what better way to celebrate that pride than to wolf down a thick, juicy sausage? After spending so long in the closet as an Italian-passing man, Luigi has decided to start showing his true self! Congratulations on coming out, Luigi! We're as proud of you as you should be of yourself!

The concept of a Mario gacha game is really, really funny to me. If you've followed this blog for a significant amount of time, you know Mario has a PLETHORA of wacky and obscure characters you could fill up a gacha with!

But ol' Nintendo has a very specific idea of how the Mario brand should look, and none of those characters are part of it! So instead, they have to either dig deep for the most obscure Basic Mario Characters they can think of (this is how Goomba Tower and Baby Wario got their doctorates!) OR dress up the Main Mario Cast in a variety of silly outfits! Mario Kart Tour opts for the latter!

And since Mario Kart Tour has courses based on real world locations... that's how Luigi (Lederhosen) was born!

An image of Berlin Byways from Mario Kart Tour. It is a Mario Kart course set in Berlin, with the Berlin Wall being front and center. Parts of the Berlin Wall are replaced with Whomps, and the wall is covered in graffiti advertising various in-universe Mario Kart brands.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) was put into the game alongside Berlin Byways, or rather, Berlin Byways 2 because that's the version they implemented first for some reason. But I'm going to use a picture of Berlin Byways 1 on account of I think it's funnier. They turned the Berlin Wall into a wacky Mario Kart stage hazard with Whomps! And now it advertises BaNaNa Boy, yippee! Let one slip! Not long now until this gets ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

An image of the Fast Frank and White Fast Frank from Mario Kart Tour. The Fast Frank is a cart resembling a sausage made of metal, with a slice in the middle acting as the drivers' seat. A fork is stuck into the sausage as the back of the drivers' seat. It is set on top of a black grill, with black tires. The White Fast Frank has the same design, but with a white sausage, a blue fork, a green grill, and white tires.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) also has his very own kart! Meet the Fast Frank, which comes in two varieties! One which is red like your average, everyday sausage, and one which is

An image of Shrek, with Lord Farquaad pointing to his left. The top of the image is captioned "WHITE" in big bold letters.ALT

Needless to say, Luigi (Lederhosen) is not a Weird Mario Enemy. We could never consider Luigi an enemy, and ESPECIALLY not a version as proud as this one! But nonetheless, there IS a Mario enemy we need to talk about, one much more sinister than any other...

That's right. It's time to talk about predatory business practices!

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) being unlocked in Mario Kart Tour. Text at the top reads "GOT IT! High-end" and he is placed in front of a bright, shining background.ALT

Name: Predatory Business Practices

Debut: Capitalism

You see, if you download Mario Kart Tour and boot up a fresh save right now, you won't be able to immediately select Luigi (Lederhosen), nor will you be able to select either of his Fast Franks!

Luigi (Lederhosen) is a character in a gacha game, a rare character at that, and one that's only available during limited periods! If you want to unlock our frankfurter friend, you're gonna have to grind, and the odds are stacked against you... the game wants you to crack under the pressure! They want you to spend your money on overpriced rubies, and even then, it's STILL only a chance! Gacha systems are the WURST!

I was lucky enough to get Luigi (Lederhosen) in Mario Kart Tour without spending any money, but I am not a better woman for it. I think it's unfair that most people will never get a taste of Luigi's sausage! Everyone should be allowed to witness Luigi wave his wiener around in pride!

weirdmarioenemies
weirdmarioenemies

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) from Mario Kart Tour. This version of Luigi is wearing a brown lederhosen with a green shirt, a green hat with a band around the brim resembling the German flag, and is holding a fork with a large sausage in his right hand.ALT

Name: Luigi (Lederhosen)

Debut: Mario Kart Tour

Happy Pride Month! At a glance, you might think we're being silly again, and I wouldn't blame you. How on earth could Luigi (Lederhosen) possibly relate to Pride Month?

Well, take a closer look at his hat... do you see it?

Luigi (Lederhosen) placed in front of the German flag.ALT

That's right! Luigi (Lederhosen) is proud to be German! And what better way to celebrate that pride than to wolf down a thick, juicy sausage? After spending so long in the closet as an Italian-passing man, Luigi has decided to start showing his true self! Congratulations on coming out, Luigi! We're as proud of you as you should be of yourself!

The concept of a Mario gacha game is really, really funny to me. If you've followed this blog for a significant amount of time, you know Mario has a PLETHORA of wacky and obscure characters you could fill up a gacha with!

But ol' Nintendo has a very specific idea of how the Mario brand should look, and none of those characters are part of it! So instead, they have to either dig deep for the most obscure Basic Mario Characters they can think of (this is how Goomba Tower and Baby Wario got their doctorates!) OR dress up the Main Mario Cast in a variety of silly outfits! Mario Kart Tour opts for the latter!

And since Mario Kart Tour has courses based on real world locations... that's how Luigi (Lederhosen) was born!

An image of Berlin Byways from Mario Kart Tour. It is a Mario Kart course set in Berlin, with the Berlin Wall being front and center. Parts of the Berlin Wall are replaced with Whomps, and the wall is covered in graffiti advertising various in-universe Mario Kart brands.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) was put into the game alongside Berlin Byways, or rather, Berlin Byways 2 because that's the version they implemented first for some reason. But I'm going to use a picture of Berlin Byways 1 on account of I think it's funnier. They turned the Berlin Wall into a wacky Mario Kart stage hazard with Whomps! And now it advertises BaNaNa Boy, yippee! Let one slip! Not long now until this gets ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

An image of the Fast Frank and White Fast Frank from Mario Kart Tour. The Fast Frank is a cart resembling a sausage made of metal, with a slice in the middle acting as the drivers' seat. A fork is stuck into the sausage as the back of the drivers' seat. It is set on top of a black grill, with black tires. The White Fast Frank has the same design, but with a white sausage, a blue fork, a green grill, and white tires.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) also has his very own kart! Meet the Fast Frank, which comes in two varieties! One which is red like your average, everyday sausage, and one which is

An image of Shrek, with Lord Farquaad pointing to his left. The top of the image is captioned "WHITE" in big bold letters.ALT

Needless to say, Luigi (Lederhosen) is not a Weird Mario Enemy. We could never consider Luigi an enemy, and ESPECIALLY not a version as proud as this one! But nonetheless, there IS a Mario enemy we need to talk about, one much more sinister than any other...

That's right. It's time to talk about predatory business practices!

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) being unlocked in Mario Kart Tour. Text at the top reads "GOT IT! High-end" and he is placed in front of a bright, shining background.ALT

Name: Predatory Business Practices

Debut: Capitalism

You see, if you download Mario Kart Tour and boot up a fresh save right now, you won't be able to immediately select Luigi (Lederhosen), nor will you be able to select either of his Fast Franks!

Luigi (Lederhosen) is a character in a gacha game, a rare character at that, and one that's only available during limited periods! If you want to unlock our frankfurter friend, you're gonna have to grind, and the odds are stacked against you... the game wants you to crack under the pressure! They want you to spend your money on overpriced rubies, and even then, it's STILL only a chance! Gacha systems are the WURST!

I was lucky enough to get Luigi (Lederhosen) in Mario Kart Tour without spending any money, but I am not a better woman for it. I think it's unfair that most people will never get a taste of Luigi's sausage! Everyone should be allowed to witness Luigi wave his wiener around in pride!

weirdmarioenemies
weirdmarioenemies

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) from Mario Kart Tour. This version of Luigi is wearing a brown lederhosen with a green shirt, a green hat with a band around the brim resembling the German flag, and is holding a fork with a large sausage in his right hand.ALT

Name: Luigi (Lederhosen)

Debut: Mario Kart Tour

Happy Pride Month! At a glance, you might think we're being silly again, and I wouldn't blame you. How on earth could Luigi (Lederhosen) possibly relate to Pride Month?

Well, take a closer look at his hat... do you see it?

Luigi (Lederhosen) placed in front of the German flag.ALT

That's right! Luigi (Lederhosen) is proud to be German! And what better way to celebrate that pride than to wolf down a thick, juicy sausage? After spending so long in the closet as an Italian-passing man, Luigi has decided to start showing his true self! Congratulations on coming out, Luigi! We're as proud of you as you should be of yourself!

The concept of a Mario gacha game is really, really funny to me. If you've followed this blog for a significant amount of time, you know Mario has a PLETHORA of wacky and obscure characters you could fill up a gacha with!

But ol' Nintendo has a very specific idea of how the Mario brand should look, and none of those characters are part of it! So instead, they have to either dig deep for the most obscure Basic Mario Characters they can think of (this is how Goomba Tower and Baby Wario got their doctorates!) OR dress up the Main Mario Cast in a variety of silly outfits! Mario Kart Tour opts for the latter!

And since Mario Kart Tour has courses based on real world locations... that's how Luigi (Lederhosen) was born!

An image of Berlin Byways from Mario Kart Tour. It is a Mario Kart course set in Berlin, with the Berlin Wall being front and center. Parts of the Berlin Wall are replaced with Whomps, and the wall is covered in graffiti advertising various in-universe Mario Kart brands.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) was put into the game alongside Berlin Byways, or rather, Berlin Byways 2 because that's the version they implemented first for some reason. But I'm going to use a picture of Berlin Byways 1 on account of I think it's funnier. They turned the Berlin Wall into a wacky Mario Kart stage hazard with Whomps! And now it advertises BaNaNa Boy, yippee! Let one slip! Not long now until this gets ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

An image of the Fast Frank and White Fast Frank from Mario Kart Tour. The Fast Frank is a cart resembling a sausage made of metal, with a slice in the middle acting as the drivers' seat. A fork is stuck into the sausage as the back of the drivers' seat. It is set on top of a black grill, with black tires. The White Fast Frank has the same design, but with a white sausage, a blue fork, a green grill, and white tires.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) also has his very own kart! Meet the Fast Frank, which comes in two varieties! One which is red like your average, everyday sausage, and one which is

An image of Shrek, with Lord Farquaad pointing to his left. The top of the image is captioned "WHITE" in big bold letters.ALT

Needless to say, Luigi (Lederhosen) is not a Weird Mario Enemy. We could never consider Luigi an enemy, and ESPECIALLY not a version as proud as this one! But nonetheless, there IS a Mario enemy we need to talk about, one much more sinister than any other...

That's right. It's time to talk about predatory business practices!

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) being unlocked in Mario Kart Tour. Text at the top reads "GOT IT! High-end" and he is placed in front of a bright, shining background.ALT

Name: Predatory Business Practices

Debut: Capitalism

You see, if you download Mario Kart Tour and boot up a fresh save right now, you won't be able to immediately select Luigi (Lederhosen), nor will you be able to select either of his Fast Franks!

Luigi (Lederhosen) is a character in a gacha game, a rare character at that, and one that's only available during limited periods! If you want to unlock our frankfurter friend, you're gonna have to grind, and the odds are stacked against you... the game wants you to crack under the pressure! They want you to spend your money on overpriced rubies, and even then, it's STILL only a chance! Gacha systems are the WURST!

I was lucky enough to get Luigi (Lederhosen) in Mario Kart Tour without spending any money, but I am not a better woman for it. I think it's unfair that most people will never get a taste of Luigi's sausage! Everyone should be allowed to witness Luigi wave his wiener around in pride!

weirdmarioenemies
weirdmarioenemies

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) from Mario Kart Tour. This version of Luigi is wearing a brown lederhosen with a green shirt, a green hat with a band around the brim resembling the German flag, and is holding a fork with a large sausage in his right hand.ALT

Name: Luigi (Lederhosen)

Debut: Mario Kart Tour

Happy Pride Month! At a glance, you might think we're being silly again, and I wouldn't blame you. How on earth could Luigi (Lederhosen) possibly relate to Pride Month?

Well, take a closer look at his hat... do you see it?

Luigi (Lederhosen) placed in front of the German flag.ALT

That's right! Luigi (Lederhosen) is proud to be German! And what better way to celebrate that pride than to wolf down a thick, juicy sausage? After spending so long in the closet as an Italian-passing man, Luigi has decided to start showing his true self! Congratulations on coming out, Luigi! We're as proud of you as you should be of yourself!

The concept of a Mario gacha game is really, really funny to me. If you've followed this blog for a significant amount of time, you know Mario has a PLETHORA of wacky and obscure characters you could fill up a gacha with!

But ol' Nintendo has a very specific idea of how the Mario brand should look, and none of those characters are part of it! So instead, they have to either dig deep for the most obscure Basic Mario Characters they can think of (this is how Goomba Tower and Baby Wario got their doctorates!) OR dress up the Main Mario Cast in a variety of silly outfits! Mario Kart Tour opts for the latter!

And since Mario Kart Tour has courses based on real world locations... that's how Luigi (Lederhosen) was born!

An image of Berlin Byways from Mario Kart Tour. It is a Mario Kart course set in Berlin, with the Berlin Wall being front and center. Parts of the Berlin Wall are replaced with Whomps, and the wall is covered in graffiti advertising various in-universe Mario Kart brands.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) was put into the game alongside Berlin Byways, or rather, Berlin Byways 2 because that's the version they implemented first for some reason. But I'm going to use a picture of Berlin Byways 1 on account of I think it's funnier. They turned the Berlin Wall into a wacky Mario Kart stage hazard with Whomps! And now it advertises BaNaNa Boy, yippee! Let one slip! Not long now until this gets ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

An image of the Fast Frank and White Fast Frank from Mario Kart Tour. The Fast Frank is a cart resembling a sausage made of metal, with a slice in the middle acting as the drivers' seat. A fork is stuck into the sausage as the back of the drivers' seat. It is set on top of a black grill, with black tires. The White Fast Frank has the same design, but with a white sausage, a blue fork, a green grill, and white tires.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) also has his very own kart! Meet the Fast Frank, which comes in two varieties! One which is red like your average, everyday sausage, and one which is

An image of Shrek, with Lord Farquaad pointing to his left. The top of the image is captioned "WHITE" in big bold letters.ALT

Needless to say, Luigi (Lederhosen) is not a Weird Mario Enemy. We could never consider Luigi an enemy, and ESPECIALLY not a version as proud as this one! But nonetheless, there IS a Mario enemy we need to talk about, one much more sinister than any other...

That's right. It's time to talk about predatory business practices!

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) being unlocked in Mario Kart Tour. Text at the top reads "GOT IT! High-end" and he is placed in front of a bright, shining background.ALT

Name: Predatory Business Practices

Debut: Capitalism

You see, if you download Mario Kart Tour and boot up a fresh save right now, you won't be able to immediately select Luigi (Lederhosen), nor will you be able to select either of his Fast Franks!

Luigi (Lederhosen) is a character in a gacha game, a rare character at that, and one that's only available during limited periods! If you want to unlock our frankfurter friend, you're gonna have to grind, and the odds are stacked against you... the game wants you to crack under the pressure! They want you to spend your money on overpriced rubies, and even then, it's STILL only a chance! Gacha systems are the WURST!

I was lucky enough to get Luigi (Lederhosen) in Mario Kart Tour without spending any money, but I am not a better woman for it. I think it's unfair that most people will never get a taste of Luigi's sausage! Everyone should be allowed to witness Luigi wave his wiener around in pride!

weirdmarioenemies
weirdmarioenemies

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) from Mario Kart Tour. This version of Luigi is wearing a brown lederhosen with a green shirt, a green hat with a band around the brim resembling the German flag, and is holding a fork with a large sausage in his right hand.ALT

Name: Luigi (Lederhosen)

Debut: Mario Kart Tour

Happy Pride Month! At a glance, you might think we're being silly again, and I wouldn't blame you. How on earth could Luigi (Lederhosen) possibly relate to Pride Month?

Well, take a closer look at his hat... do you see it?

Luigi (Lederhosen) placed in front of the German flag.ALT

That's right! Luigi (Lederhosen) is proud to be German! And what better way to celebrate that pride than to wolf down a thick, juicy sausage? After spending so long in the closet as an Italian-passing man, Luigi has decided to start showing his true self! Congratulations on coming out, Luigi! We're as proud of you as you should be of yourself!

The concept of a Mario gacha game is really, really funny to me. If you've followed this blog for a significant amount of time, you know Mario has a PLETHORA of wacky and obscure characters you could fill up a gacha with!

But ol' Nintendo has a very specific idea of how the Mario brand should look, and none of those characters are part of it! So instead, they have to either dig deep for the most obscure Basic Mario Characters they can think of (this is how Goomba Tower and Baby Wario got their doctorates!) OR dress up the Main Mario Cast in a variety of silly outfits! Mario Kart Tour opts for the latter!

And since Mario Kart Tour has courses based on real world locations... that's how Luigi (Lederhosen) was born!

An image of Berlin Byways from Mario Kart Tour. It is a Mario Kart course set in Berlin, with the Berlin Wall being front and center. Parts of the Berlin Wall are replaced with Whomps, and the wall is covered in graffiti advertising various in-universe Mario Kart brands.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) was put into the game alongside Berlin Byways, or rather, Berlin Byways 2 because that's the version they implemented first for some reason. But I'm going to use a picture of Berlin Byways 1 on account of I think it's funnier. They turned the Berlin Wall into a wacky Mario Kart stage hazard with Whomps! And now it advertises BaNaNa Boy, yippee! Let one slip! Not long now until this gets ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

An image of the Fast Frank and White Fast Frank from Mario Kart Tour. The Fast Frank is a cart resembling a sausage made of metal, with a slice in the middle acting as the drivers' seat. A fork is stuck into the sausage as the back of the drivers' seat. It is set on top of a black grill, with black tires. The White Fast Frank has the same design, but with a white sausage, a blue fork, a green grill, and white tires.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) also has his very own kart! Meet the Fast Frank, which comes in two varieties! One which is red like your average, everyday sausage, and one which is

An image of Shrek, with Lord Farquaad pointing to his left. The top of the image is captioned "WHITE" in big bold letters.ALT

Needless to say, Luigi (Lederhosen) is not a Weird Mario Enemy. We could never consider Luigi an enemy, and ESPECIALLY not a version as proud as this one! But nonetheless, there IS a Mario enemy we need to talk about, one much more sinister than any other...

That's right. It's time to talk about predatory business practices!

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) being unlocked in Mario Kart Tour. Text at the top reads "GOT IT! High-end" and he is placed in front of a bright, shining background.ALT

Name: Predatory Business Practices

Debut: Capitalism

You see, if you download Mario Kart Tour and boot up a fresh save right now, you won't be able to immediately select Luigi (Lederhosen), nor will you be able to select either of his Fast Franks!

Luigi (Lederhosen) is a character in a gacha game, a rare character at that, and one that's only available during limited periods! If you want to unlock our frankfurter friend, you're gonna have to grind, and the odds are stacked against you... the game wants you to crack under the pressure! They want you to spend your money on overpriced rubies, and even then, it's STILL only a chance! Gacha systems are the WURST!

I was lucky enough to get Luigi (Lederhosen) in Mario Kart Tour without spending any money, but I am not a better woman for it. I think it's unfair that most people will never get a taste of Luigi's sausage! Everyone should be allowed to witness Luigi wave his wiener around in pride!

weirdmarioenemies
weirdmarioenemies

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) from Mario Kart Tour. This version of Luigi is wearing a brown lederhosen with a green shirt, a green hat with a band around the brim resembling the German flag, and is holding a fork with a large sausage in his right hand.ALT

Name: Luigi (Lederhosen)

Debut: Mario Kart Tour

Happy Pride Month! At a glance, you might think we're being silly again, and I wouldn't blame you. How on earth could Luigi (Lederhosen) possibly relate to Pride Month?

Well, take a closer look at his hat... do you see it?

Luigi (Lederhosen) placed in front of the German flag.ALT

That's right! Luigi (Lederhosen) is proud to be German! And what better way to celebrate that pride than to wolf down a thick, juicy sausage? After spending so long in the closet as an Italian-passing man, Luigi has decided to start showing his true self! Congratulations on coming out, Luigi! We're as proud of you as you should be of yourself!

The concept of a Mario gacha game is really, really funny to me. If you've followed this blog for a significant amount of time, you know Mario has a PLETHORA of wacky and obscure characters you could fill up a gacha with!

But ol' Nintendo has a very specific idea of how the Mario brand should look, and none of those characters are part of it! So instead, they have to either dig deep for the most obscure Basic Mario Characters they can think of (this is how Goomba Tower and Baby Wario got their doctorates!) OR dress up the Main Mario Cast in a variety of silly outfits! Mario Kart Tour opts for the latter!

And since Mario Kart Tour has courses based on real world locations... that's how Luigi (Lederhosen) was born!

An image of Berlin Byways from Mario Kart Tour. It is a Mario Kart course set in Berlin, with the Berlin Wall being front and center. Parts of the Berlin Wall are replaced with Whomps, and the wall is covered in graffiti advertising various in-universe Mario Kart brands.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) was put into the game alongside Berlin Byways, or rather, Berlin Byways 2 because that's the version they implemented first for some reason. But I'm going to use a picture of Berlin Byways 1 on account of I think it's funnier. They turned the Berlin Wall into a wacky Mario Kart stage hazard with Whomps! And now it advertises BaNaNa Boy, yippee! Let one slip! Not long now until this gets ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

An image of the Fast Frank and White Fast Frank from Mario Kart Tour. The Fast Frank is a cart resembling a sausage made of metal, with a slice in the middle acting as the drivers' seat. A fork is stuck into the sausage as the back of the drivers' seat. It is set on top of a black grill, with black tires. The White Fast Frank has the same design, but with a white sausage, a blue fork, a green grill, and white tires.ALT

Luigi (Lederhosen) also has his very own kart! Meet the Fast Frank, which comes in two varieties! One which is red like your average, everyday sausage, and one which is

An image of Shrek, with Lord Farquaad pointing to his left. The top of the image is captioned "WHITE" in big bold letters.ALT

Needless to say, Luigi (Lederhosen) is not a Weird Mario Enemy. We could never consider Luigi an enemy, and ESPECIALLY not a version as proud as this one! But nonetheless, there IS a Mario enemy we need to talk about, one much more sinister than any other...

That's right. It's time to talk about predatory business practices!

An image of Luigi (Lederhosen) being unlocked in Mario Kart Tour. Text at the top reads "GOT IT! High-end" and he is placed in front of a bright, shining background.ALT

Name: Predatory Business Practices

Debut: Capitalism

You see, if you download Mario Kart Tour and boot up a fresh save right now, you won't be able to immediately select Luigi (Lederhosen), nor will you be able to select either of his Fast Franks!

Luigi (Lederhosen) is a character in a gacha game, a rare character at that, and one that's only available during limited periods! If you want to unlock our frankfurter friend, you're gonna have to grind, and the odds are stacked against you... the game wants you to crack under the pressure! They want you to spend your money on overpriced rubies, and even then, it's STILL only a chance! Gacha systems are the WURST!

I was lucky enough to get Luigi (Lederhosen) in Mario Kart Tour without spending any money, but I am not a better woman for it. I think it's unfair that most people will never get a taste of Luigi's sausage! Everyone should be allowed to witness Luigi wave his wiener around in pride!